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My parents are big on planning so I have to plan all the time.

Here are my plans- next semester I plan to take my last math class along with three Literature classes after that I will have my last science class and a possibility of up to 9 more English type classes. I am really excited to be honest. lol

dailyotter:

Virginia Aquarium Takes in Abandoned Otter Pup!
Help name him here! Via

dailyotter:

Virginia Aquarium Takes in Abandoned Otter Pup!

Help name him here! Via

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One More Time With Feeling by Regina Spektor from the album: Far

notecardlover:

One More Time With Feeling — Regina Spektor

“Hold on. One more time with feeling. Try it again. Breathing’s just a rhythm
Say it in your mind until you know that the words are right. This is, why we, fight.”

:’D they love each otter.

thedailywhat:

This Is Why Cats Have 9 Lives of the Day: One life down, eight to go: This 2-month-old kitten was recently found wedged inside a car’s exhaust system, with just its head and a paw sticking out. When the car’s driver realized the animal was still alive, he rushed the part — and kitten — to the local fire department, where the kitten was cut out.
According to fire commander Coronel Candido Cleber:

The kitten was cold and must have climbed into the engine to try to warm up. But when the driver started the engine he was suddenly sucked in. It’s a miracle he was still alive. The driver drove around for hours before deciding to find out what was wrong.

Now for the good news — the kitten had intestinal surgery and is now recovering at a sanctuary in Brazil.
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thedailywhat:

This Is Why Cats Have 9 Lives of the Day: One life down, eight to go: This 2-month-old kitten was recently found wedged inside a car’s exhaust system, with just its head and a paw sticking out. When the car’s driver realized the animal was still alive, he rushed the part — and kitten — to the local fire department, where the kitten was cut out.

According to fire commander Coronel Candido Cleber:

The kitten was cold and must have climbed into the engine to try to warm up. But when the driver started the engine he was suddenly sucked in. It’s a miracle he was still alive. The driver drove around for hours before deciding to find out what was wrong.

Now for the good news — the kitten had intestinal surgery and is now recovering at a sanctuary in Brazil.

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staceythinx:

The Fibonacci Sequence As Seen in Flowers gallery by Environmental Graffiti is a math and history lesson wrapped in a pretty package of flowers.

God. I just love arguing constantly with my parents who no matter what I decide they cannot seem to be satisfied. I don’t fucking want to be a nurse and I definitely will never work for or with them again. Get the fuck over it. I want to be a teacher. I want to instill a love for literature in youth. I want to be to someone what my teachers were to me; a bother at times yes but also friends, confidants, and some of the most amazing people I have yet to meet.

I would do this just to see the people that stopped and read it

I would do this just to see the people that stopped and read it

aheit11:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

Tumblr people are hilarious

I need this in my life.

aheit11:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

Tumblr people are hilarious

I need this in my life.